I love public school
"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.