brainy is the new sexy

cthulhu-sama:

I love public school

baracknobama:

"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

image

THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.
(via sensitizes)

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.